Contact

General Inquiries:

Media Inquiries & Office Spanking:

Marilyn M.

mm@dollfacebooks.com

Clown Fan/Sex Mail:

Ryan Heffernan

ryan@clownandi.com

 

 

Praise & Hate for Clown & I

“Dear God! This Clown creature has never, ever bed me. He is a shylock, a rampallion, a bedswerver and a man whore, stealing a pound of my flesh! Still, I find myself blushing…”

 Cate Blanchett

“The Clown is a fly swat dotard bitch. I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged Clown with fire and sodomy…”

– Kimmy Jong Un

“When you’re around the Clown you can be a clown yourself and pretend that life is magic and you don’t have to be one of those sweaty people going to work every day…” 

– Amy Winehouse

“Well knock me down with a feather, Mr Clown & I. My friend Truman Capote would like to get his hands on you. But he’ll just have to stand in line…”

– Marilyn Monroe

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